A Lemonade Toast:

To the Calypsos, fellow lurkers in the woods and namers of hills! Eaters of Stove Top stuffing in a large pot over a campfire with weird canned vegetables added, rowers on ponds, and residents of Edgewood! Killers of giant late night spiders on tipi walls, stalkers of uncles, builders of huts in the Bush! A salute, to my two fellow pirates: B.T. Jap and Versicolor, known in meeker circles as Bryan and Heidi. We are the carriers of pack baskets, the explorers of Buff Cochins, Machallie, the South Ridge, and the bridge down by the pig. All flee before us because our gear is very dirty and we can do semaphore.

We are the mighty Calypsos. Long may we reign on Edgewood. ;-)