FEMA Cheap Shot of the Day

Me: So I waited on this table full of 6 FEMA workers today. They asked for separate checks. It takes me 20 minutes to do them, and when I get back to the table, they go, "Oh, you can just put these two on this card, and these two on this one." Why the hell don't you tell me that BEFORE I separate your checks? Do you not comprehend the concept of separate checks?
Mike: And you wonder why FEMA can't get their accounting straight.

Because everyone (well, here in NOLA at least) loves a good FEMA joke.

Tags: post-katrina, waitressing