Till Next Time, Asshole

I hate New Orleans drivers so much I actually almost followed some guy in a black Jeep home today. Luckily, the idea of dinner appealed to me slightly more than the satisfying mental picture of painting his car with pink hearts (or something equally humiliating) overnight, and so I was saved from a psychotic act of road rage. I did, however, drive the entire length of St. Charles between Louisiana and Napoleon with my middle finger out the window.

I should just let these people hit me... he was blatantly at fault. But a Jeep would hurt my baby! A Jeep is bigger than us! Cringe. So inevitably I throw on the brakes hard, then seethe the whole way home about how lame I am.

DEDICATED TO BLACK JEEP CHEROKEE WITH LOUISIANA PLATE MIG###: YOU SUCK.